{"fact":"The chlorine in fresh tap water irritates sensitive parts of the cat's nose. Let tap water sit for 24 hours before giving it to a cat.","length":134}
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{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
{"fact":"The Maine Coon is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.","length":84}
{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
{"fact":"The silks created by weavers in Baghdad were inspired by the beautiful and varied colors and markings of cat coats. These fabrics were called 'tabby' by European traders.","length":174}
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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
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