{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
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KYOK is a commercial radio station licensed to Conroe, Texas, and serving Greater Houston. It is currently owned by Salt of the Earth Broadcasting and airs an urban contemporary gospel radio format.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What is a tornado's favorite game to play?","punchline":"Twister!","id":240}
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