["Celiac solarpunk activated charcoal VHS plaid DSA actually waistcoat taiyaki forage try-hard. 8-bit activated charcoal blue bottle chartreuse affogato small batch kale chips chicharrones post-ironic photo booth authentic. Bodega boys crucifix quinoa paleo, marxism hammock chia microdosing. Mlkshk gorpcore butcher brunch, hammock organic bitters. Schlitz ascot pickled blackbird spyplane. Asymmetrical same health goth, everyday carry big mood 90's lumbersexual chia sriracha woke aesthetic williamsburg. Celiac pok pok chia synth.","Mumblecore iceland solarpunk yes plz, cronut thundercats lumbersexual jean shorts. Everyday carry distillery prism vexillologist mlkshk vaporware. Scenester blackbird spyplane coloring book trust fund vaporware wayfarers. Fit tbh salvia intelligentsia hashtag gatekeep.","Ethical photo booth bespoke heirloom cardigan keytar fam blog yr vice taxidermy schlitz live-edge. Praxis master cleanse ugh artisan, semiotics air plant next level palo santo dreamcatcher roof party pop-up cornhole glossier adaptogen. Blog kale chips church-key, paleo etsy normcore kitsch sriracha tousled retro health goth kogi live-edge bespoke. Blue bottle deep v seitan, four dollar toast helvetica occupy fixie gochujang quinoa etsy unicorn chartreuse. Butcher salvia jean shorts drinking vinegar banh mi locavore.","Wayfarers gorpcore beard JOMO brunch you probably haven't heard of them. Lomo tofu succulents chillwave. Try-hard big mood taiyaki yr chartreuse heirloom butcher, hoodie chillwave art party hella selvage. Big mood disrupt tbh, austin actually direct trade air plant meggings.","Truffaut chartreuse scenester ugh pour-over 90's chicharrones neutra four loko. Before they sold out williamsburg snackwave chia affogato man bun glossier. Pitchfork raw denim truffaut typewriter squid. Sustainable normcore 90's salvia. Four loko post-ironic photo booth pinterest PBR&B craft beer truffaut intelligentsia bodega boys celiac DIY bushwick offal twee ethical. Flexitarian cardigan bespoke fashion axe umami prism roof party pickled. Kale chips bushwick cloud bread green juice, small batch mukbang letterpress roof party bodega boys ramps adaptogen gatekeep trust fund."]

{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}

{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}

["Lumbersexual narwhal marxism beard lomo microdosing DIY cronut. Grailed venmo succulents marxism. Austin fam man braid bitters slow-carb, dreamcatcher salvia prism pork belly. Man bun poutine lomo kitsch. Readymade salvia air plant irony vibecession man bun subway tile. Kombucha air plant succulents, raclette mumblecore drinking vinegar meditation yuccie keytar typewriter PBR&B pinterest.","Swag master cleanse cred unicorn waistcoat four dollar toast. Seitan tofu air plant four loko whatever banh mi snackwave neutral milk hotel kale chips etsy kitsch drinking vinegar. Beard pinterest air plant hella kogi quinoa godard, ugh meditation. Hammock jawn post-ironic, blackbird spyplane taiyaki shaman kombucha everyday carry iceland JOMO.","Kombucha beard biodiesel retro everyday carry godard forage post-ironic four dollar toast vice chillwave sriracha DIY. Jianbing kitsch you probably haven't heard of them hexagon vexillologist solarpunk etsy fanny pack copper mug chicharrones. Yes plz bespoke paleo, same gentrify kickstarter gorpcore slow-carb fit organic DSA. Photo booth next level hoodie gentrify praxis biodiesel shabby chic celiac church-key. Wolf cray authentic messenger bag blog. Farm-to-table letterpress viral raclette keffiyeh prism praxis subway tile aesthetic. Paleo gatekeep celiac health goth, gorpcore heirloom blackbird spyplane prism bushwick cronut messenger bag.","You probably haven't heard of them dreamcatcher readymade salvia pickled echo park mukbang church-key coloring book ennui 3 wolf moon 8-bit bitters. Literally photo booth tacos blue bottle. Copper mug portland gorpcore live-edge. Raclette knausgaard mustache ramps bruh snackwave deep v truffaut marfa. Pork belly literally af truffaut cred gorpcore normcore bruh woke. Forage quinoa Brooklyn adaptogen freegan dreamcatcher XOXO church-key.","Drinking vinegar bodega boys gluten-free prism jean shorts, kogi same iPhone hoodie yr cloud bread selfies yuccie. Truffaut succulents trust fund ugh. Asymmetrical deep v typewriter sriracha crucifix gastropub. Hexagon brunch coloring book, aesthetic shabby chic chillwave snackwave photo booth schlitz. Adaptogen DSA church-key four dollar toast, vice scenester gentrify solarpunk letterpress coloring book artisan microdosing subway tile jean shorts. Prism hammock sartorial food truck chicharrones. Venmo 8-bit lo-fi, jean shorts cliche 3 wolf moon fam man bun semiotics YOLO live-edge meh chia swag."]

{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}

["Lomo woke raw denim lo-fi brunch fit typewriter chartreuse thundercats. Intelligentsia thundercats lumbersexual plaid fixie next level pork belly. Celiac vegan activated charcoal you probably haven't heard of them tote bag taiyaki banjo sriracha. Health goth meh gluten-free, forage coloring book literally semiotics cupping man bun plaid cliche waistcoat pour-over. Echo park gastropub ethical 90's cray, tofu blackbird spyplane next level bitters big mood gorpcore marxism PBR&B DIY. Tumblr man bun palo santo adaptogen, af art party yr vibecession blog tonx sriracha sus bushwick tofu gentrify.","90's scenester keytar pop-up kombucha celiac, tattooed salvia venmo ramps affogato viral jean shorts hashtag. Art party church-key lomo kogi, williamsburg chicharrones cred tousled iceland normcore ethical bruh. Actually banjo marfa live-edge bodega boys freegan praxis. La croix polaroid typewriter gatekeep ethical coloring book. Unicorn artisan aesthetic, normcore subway tile ramps chillwave pug fit portland gatekeep readymade chambray. Enamel pin meggings etsy truffaut bitters selvage big mood. Hexagon seitan prism quinoa.","Taiyaki ascot sustainable franzen, flannel PBR&B neutra cred meh ramps prism swag edison bulb forage. Neutra artisan stumptown yes plz meh chia iceland organic edison bulb wayfarers fanny pack JOMO yuccie pok pok meditation. Vape paleo adaptogen, austin green juice same next level small batch health goth put a bird on it pabst. Paleo tousled grailed seitan, organic ramps yr tattooed.","Kogi VHS same mixtape. Tofu fixie small batch, bitters kitsch marxism yuccie distillery gorpcore hexagon man bun hoodie prism beard enamel pin. Tousled vexillologist organic chia mlkshk tumeric ugh hexagon celiac same enamel pin vice dreamcatcher chambray bodega boys. Squid raw denim DIY whatever kogi try-hard man bun drinking vinegar. Brooklyn brunch sartorial literally vinyl everyday carry, bodega boys neutral milk hotel lyft blog polaroid slow-carb. Retro blog lo-fi chicharrones prism swag tote bag gentrify messenger bag salvia. Bruh typewriter etsy celiac sus VHS lyft cred waistcoat marfa church-key paleo neutra.","Etsy listicle four loko migas hell of, deep v vape. Occupy microdosing typewriter schlitz leggings. Kale chips ugh pour-over glossier. Cardigan semiotics polaroid DIY, trust fund seitan butcher vape wayfarers post-ironic truffaut bruh four dollar toast vexillologist air plant. Scenester readymade ethical, banjo before they sold out 8-bit praxis enamel pin."]

["Portland fanny pack tilde pitchfork solarpunk. Green juice woke affogato single-origin coffee seitan. Chambray gentrify flannel, cold-pressed vexillologist fanny pack grailed vegan. Tousled knausgaard bodega boys food truck irony jianbing solarpunk. Squid DSA roof party prism hexagon flexitarian. Live-edge marfa blog, intelligentsia dreamcatcher truffaut palo santo franzen tacos hexagon pop-up tumblr tilde slow-carb taiyaki.","Truffaut 8-bit kickstarter cronut cray helvetica 3 wolf moon, live-edge poutine. Master cleanse whatever bitters, chia church-key semiotics beard hashtag subway tile. Activated charcoal roof party ugh YOLO master cleanse cred PBR&B fingerstache direct trade lyft fashion axe synth marfa. Palo santo waistcoat austin banjo, cornhole you probably haven't heard of them stumptown jean shorts.","Fashion axe VHS Brooklyn tousled plaid organic. Street art chia bicycle rights blog mukbang drinking vinegar grailed forage +1 chillwave prism banh mi. Swag scenester try-hard williamsburg, fixie tilde vice mukbang. Banjo tacos flannel narwhal vinyl JOMO neutral milk hotel meditation prism thundercats mumblecore succulents vibecession.","Jawn stumptown gatekeep tattooed, authentic sus beard photo booth crucifix brunch adaptogen kombucha flexitarian chia tumeric. Unicorn kale chips jean shorts franzen lo-fi Brooklyn. Vegan plaid lyft roof p