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The Grosse Karausche is a lake in Schwerin, Mecklenburg-Vorpommern, Germany. At an elevation of ca. 38 m, its surface area is 0.017 km².
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Ekimae Real Estate Stadium is a football stadium in Tosu, Saga, Japan. It serves as a home ground of J1 League club Sagan Tosu. The stadium holds 24,130 people and was built in 1996.
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Holorusia is a genus of true crane fly, including the largest known crane fly species, Holorusia mikado.
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