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{"type":"general","setup":"Why don't oysters give to charity?","punchline":"Because they're shellfish.","id":432}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?","punchline":"Random Dude: [...💘]","id":58}
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{"fact":"The term \u201cpuss\u201d is the root of the principal word for \u201ccat\u201d in the Romanian term pisica and the root of secondary words in Lithuanian (puz) and Low German\u00a0puus. Some scholars suggest that \u201cpuss\u201d could be imitative of the hissing sound used to get a cat\u2019s attention. As a slang word for the female pudenda, it could be associated with the connotation of a cat being soft, warm, and fuzzy.","length":387}
{"type":"standard","title":"Bahrain–Iraq relations","displaytitle":"Bahrain–Iraq relations","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q30594881","titles":{"canonical":"Bahrain–Iraq_relations","normalized":"Bahrain–Iraq relations","display":"Bahrain–Iraq relations"},"pageid":53509348,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/85/Bahrain_Iraq_Locator.png/330px-Bahrain_Iraq_Locator.png","width":320,"height":176},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/85/Bahrain_Iraq_Locator.png","width":988,"height":542},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1139229651","tid":"3529e56c-ac08-11ed-baae-e18bfaf5d1a7","timestamp":"2023-02-14T01:37:57Z","description":"Bilateral relations","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bahrain%E2%80%93Iraq_relations","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bahrain%E2%80%93Iraq_relations?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bahrain%E2%80%93Iraq_relations?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bahrain%E2%80%93Iraq_relations"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bahrain%E2%80%93Iraq_relations","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Bahrain%E2%80%93Iraq_relations","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bahrain%E2%80%93Iraq_relations?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bahrain%E2%80%93Iraq_relations"}},"extract":"Historic and current bilateral relationship exist between Bahrain and Iraq. In recent years relations between the two have been mixed, with the Bahraini government criticizing what it sees as Iraq's interference in its internal affairs, especially since the 2011 uprising. Both countries have Shi'ite majority population and are part of the Organization for Islamic Cooperation.","extract_html":"
Historic and current bilateral relationship exist between Bahrain and Iraq. In recent years relations between the two have been mixed, with the Bahraini government criticizing what it sees as Iraq's interference in its internal affairs, especially since the 2011 uprising. Both countries have Shi'ite majority population and are part of the Organization for Islamic Cooperation.
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Manushulu Marali is a 1969 Indian Telugu-language drama film directed by V. Madhusudhana Rao, starring Sobhan Babu and Saradha. The film was a remake of the Malayalam film Thulabharam (1968).
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